What is it with Oregonians, anyway?

Who wants to eat with all the flying epithelials and the hooker shoes in our faces (near our food?) Of course it only matters if you think either of these guys really care about the F&B versus the T&A. What they really care about is the Benjamins and the T&A is only a means to an end, as it were.

Seems to me Oregon is trying to compete with South Beach and naked sushi for the most tacky and exploitive food service award!?

First, we had the stripper vegan cafe where the owner "Diablo" (as if!) says it's not at all about exploitation but keeps up with the gags: "Where the meat is on the pole." Gag me!

Now that proud state brings us: Bikini coffee - great sound bytes - listen to the owner refer to his "props".